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| Tuesday, June 15th, 2004 | | 9:58 pm |
So I've just finished watching the Leaders Debate... and I'm extremely ashamed at being Canadian. First of all, I'm not at all into politics (I'm pretty ignorant like that) so I figured I'd watch to get a feel of the candidates before I voted... and they are all the biggest dipshits i've ever seen. And now I'm even more confused than ever... I might not even vote purely out of sheer disgust. Whatever... I have a week and a bit to make an informed decision, so we'll see how that goes. | | 8:07 pm |
Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a cadillac
My feet are so sore... they are severely blistered... bloody and oozing... it hurts to walk, it hurts to not walk. Went to Toronto this weekend... and (although I hate to admit it) I don't hate Toronto as much as I thought I did - I was actually kinda digging it... doesn't mean I would choose to live there, but I wouldn't be completely opposed to it should the opportunity arise. Went to Wonderland... tried to get Johnny to win me a stuffed Spongebob or Carebear, but twas not to be... he almost won at Whack-a-mole, and also at this watergun game, so I'm still proud! We took the train to Toronto...and we had first class on the way back. FIRST CLASS KICKS ASS! We got free drinks, and a meal and wine and cappachino (spelling?) cake and everything. Johnny spent all of the dinner part pretending to be this upperclassman, someone who actually BELONGED in first class... said things like 'splendid' and squinted as if in extreme ponderation. Of course, everyone knew that this was our first firstclass time, because I am completely unable of being classy... and maybe the fact that we were being wined and dined all while watching 'Dude Where's my Car?' gave it away too. So it was a weekend of firsts: first time on a train, first falafel (it was falawesome), first crepe... good times, good times. I bought Virgin Suicides on dvd... I absolutely love that movie... it's so artsy and magical... Sofia Coppola is a genius, I have a total crush on her - DEFINITELY on my list. Current Mood:  gigglyCurrent Music: Nelly Furtado - Say What You Want | | Wednesday, June 9th, 2004 | | 8:26 am |
I finally saw Harry Potter last night - I've been feeling like a failure because it took me so long to see it... I need to earn/prove/defend my title as a Harry Potter whore... it was great, two thumbs up, with the exception of a few minor details that veered far from the book, but whatever. I spent a total of three hours in a pool yesterday... I think I still may be pruny... but I got paid for it, so it's kinda hard to complain about it. I have to make myself a peanut butter sandwich for lunch and then go to work. It's so hot, I feel like doing nothing. Current Mood:  hotCurrent Music: Black Crows - Light your candle | | Friday, June 4th, 2004 | | 2:20 pm |
I am so totally bored out of my mind... I have nothing to do, my job sucks. A student hit on me today... a 7th grade student... my life is now complete. It was so creepy, but at the same time slightly flattering... which possibly makes me creepy in return. The past week has really gotten me thinking about IT - the meaning of life... I know, I know, HEAVY - takes me back to first year philosophy, which I passed (barely) with a D+, so I should know better... but I digress. I have come to the conclusion that whatever higher being there is (and I believe fully that there is one) put us here for his amusement. But I'm too tired to even elaborate any further... what does this say about anything? so I'm going to Ottawa tonight... bittersweet feelings... but, once again, too tired to elaborate... and besides, always leave 'em wanting more... a wise man once said 'always leave on a high note' - and that wise man was George Costanza! Current Mood: too many to listCurrent Music: the music of children's laughter... right. | | Sunday, May 30th, 2004 | | 8:55 pm |
I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell
SO... I DID NOT sleep with Sam Roberts last night; however, it was a pretty good concert, and I got shit-faced, so it's all good. I went to G'days afterwards, the band was not there, they were apparently across town at some PRIVATE party... ohhh. I sat out in the sun today, trying to get a tan, but I got burnt to a crisp instead... and now it hurts to sit or do pretty much anything. Right now it's in that burning stage, soon to be followed by the itchy and then flaking stage... SO much to look forward to! Other than the burn, I had a great day... started off with a hung-over breakfast with the girls... mmm, pancakes... followed by an afternoon lying around in the sun, listening to Bob Marley... I'm about to watch Dead Poets Society on tv and do my nails... an thrilling end to a good day, no? I finished an awesome book today... "Diary of a Teenage Girl" by Phoebe Gloeckner... I highly recommend it, two thumbs up, great family fun. Current Mood:  contentCurrent Music: Moulin Rouge soundtrack | | Saturday, May 29th, 2004 | | 10:22 am |
My new favourite show... check it out, I nearly pee myself everytime I watch it!  | | 10:07 am |
So it's the big concert tonight... SAM ROBERTS, IN PEMBROKE, LIVE AT THE PMC... note the sarcasm? But yeah, despite the high cheese factor, I like them so I'm going. Besides, what else am I gonna do tonight? Rent another Mandy Moore movie? It's gonna be quite the experience, the crowd ranging from young dumbass high school kids to the senior members of the Pembroke General Hospital executive, seeing as though the band is playing pro bono, with all the proceeds going to the Hospital Building foundation. Doesn't that just give you a warm, fuzzy feeling inside? Then it's off to G'days, yes, that's right, G'days, the name of the hipnhappening bar, where the band is also going afterwards, and I will probably get superdrunk, then attempt to talk to Sam (because I've already talked to (aka made a fool of myself) the others at Christmas at said bar). But... things could get interesting, 'cause I just added Sam to my LIST last night... cleared it with Johnny, so if he propositions me for wild crazy groupie sex, I'm good to go! However, the chances of that happening are slim to none... my night'll probably end up with me praying to the porcelain gods and crawling into bed... ALONE. On a different, but similar, note, 51 days til I see MADONNA!!! I went rollerblading last night, first time out this year, and I fell. It was a pussy fall, which somehow makes it even worse. My friend convinced me to jump over this little bridge thing, which I NEVER do, 'cause I know I'd fall, but last night, for some reason, I was feeling all x-treme sport-like (which, if anyone ever sees this bridge thing, IS the farthest away from anything you can even call a stunt). So I go over it alright, but when I stop, I sort of just tumble over and I skin my knee. No need for emergency care, no gross disfigurements, no torn pants. Current Mood: dorkyCurrent Music: Maroon 5 - This Love | | Monday, May 17th, 2004 | | 7:22 pm |
Okay, so it's been ages since I've entered anything... and I don't even have good excuses, seeing as though I pretty much do nothing all the time! My days consist of working, either supply teaching or at the funeral home, then I go to the gym, shower, eat, then usually rent a movie with my friend Chloe (the ONLY person as lame as me to come home for the summer), then go to bed only to wake up faced with the exact same thing; however, it's not completely monotonous because we rent different movies each time! Quick parenthesis... NEVER rent Chasing Liberty or any other Mandy Moore movie because you will quickly feel that sick acidic feeling rising in your throat. So I went to Ottawa this weekend, spent the majority of my time with Johnny Fucking Fry... good times, good times. I'm totally braindead tonight, which completely explains this entry... my apologies to anyone who reads it. Goodnight, and God-speed. Current Mood:  blahCurrent Music: Chicago | | Thursday, May 6th, 2004 | | 10:56 pm |
So no one told you life was gonna be this way (clap clap clap clap)
Friends is done and I'm sad. I'm bored. And I'm tired. I'm hating Pembroke and missing Ottawa. But I'm making 18$ an hour. I'm just your ordinary average everyday sane psycho supergoddess. - fyi I worship Liz Phair Current Mood: blahCurrent Music: Carly Simon - You're so vain | | Wednesday, May 5th, 2004 | | 10:56 pm |
My baby isn't happy... and I wish I could make him happy, but alas, I'm here and he's there :( So I'm sending out a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG to Johnny! xox... I'm so lame! Current Mood: horny | | Tuesday, May 4th, 2004 | | 9:00 am |
| | Monday, May 3rd, 2004 | | 9:25 am |
Back in the 'broke
So yeah... I'm back home for the summer... four months of living in Pembroke, living with my MOM. She's cool and all, and I have complete independence and shit, but it still sucks. Mostly all my friends are still in Ottawa, and most importantly, so's Johnny. I got into a little bit of a worry last night after talking to him, but I woke up feeling much better. I really like him, and I know he likes me (maybe - dumbass) and we've decided we both wanna try this long distance thing, so we'll see. Other than that, I'm bored out of my mind... I wasn't sure if I had to work today or not, but I don't... which is good because I need to unpack and shit, but hopefully I'll start sometime soon because I'm gonna go stir crazy... of course, I'm back on the road with the Aries, a rockin' car, and I'm soon to be found cruising the streets of the Valley with my Scooby-Doo bobble head on my dash, and my mirrored disco ball hanging from the mirror. Current Mood: blahCurrent Music: Madonna - Cherish | | Wednesday, April 28th, 2004 | | 3:34 pm |
School's (almost) out for summer....
Alright... so, in about 6 hours, I will be done all of my exams... which means I will be done for the year... which means I will be done my motherfucking undergrad!! Yay me! I will get a shitty piece of paper that says I've graduated (hopefully with honours or magna cum something) from the prestigious University of Ottawa - yeah, keep telling myself that! I'm not even stressed about my exam, because it's Religion and Pop Culture, and the hardest question will be on the god-like status of Morpheus in the Matrix! Bird class, tweet tweet! So, a few days ago I was sitting in my living room with two of my roommates and my boyfriend was playing Star Wars on my Super Nintendo (nothing but the best for Ali!) and Annik was telling me how a friend of a friend broke his penis and is not allowed to have an erection in case it worsens or whatever, and we all had a nice little chuckle at the poor bastard's expense, when all of a sudden, from his little place on the floor in front of the tv, Johnny goes "Salt Peter", without turning his head or taking his eyes off the screen. I looked at him and said "What?" and he replies, once again not taking his eyes off the tv, "Salt Peter". Me and Julie looked at each other, I just shook my head as a way of saying don't bother, and it was dropped. So, me and Julie were talking (procrastinating) last night and she brought up the fact that Johnny said Salt Peter, so I messaged him and asked him what it was about, and he said it was some sort of chemical that they give men in old-aged homes to prevent them from having erections, which looking back, now makes sense that he had said it. But because I'm like a child, I'm finding the name alone the funniest thing ever... I mean, it's called Salt Peter for fuck sakes! So, long story uh, long, I'm all about the Salt Peter and I looked it up, and it's actually a chemical that is used in gunpowder and bombs AND also to prevent sexual reactions in males. I don't know if this sounds fishy to anyone else, but it sure as hell does to me! By the way, Johnny knows about Salt Peter because him and his friends used it to make smoke bombs in high school... I guess that's the only constructive way to spend your time when you're in Cornwall! Current Mood:  bouncyCurrent Music: Nirvana - Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam | | Tuesday, April 27th, 2004 | | 9:43 am |
Stir it up
So friends, I am almost done... - I am two exams away from graduating - I am 36 hours away from graduating - I am one breakdown away from graduating I HATE STUDYING... it's a drag, I'd rather do anything else than study... except eat Kraft Dinner... I'd rather do anything else but eat KD than study. Johnny came over last night... he was suppose to be here at 8pm, but he was late and I was bitching... but he showed up like, 15 min later and he had bought me a red rose, so I had to forgive him. Anyways, we watched the Matrix, 'cause I needed to see it for my Religion and Pop Culture class, the exam which is tomorrow night. I had tried to watch it three times before, and everytime I fell asleep. However, I actually made it through the entire thing, and I liked it, except for the lame-ass ending where Neo (btw, great acting Keanu - note the sarcasm) is magically resurrected because of Trinity's love... gag gag puke puke. Alright, back to studying... "Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them." - Shakespeare "Wahoo! You rule! Woo! Woo! Woo!" - Me Current Mood:  groggyCurrent Music: Clueless soundtrack - All the Young Dudes | | Sunday, April 25th, 2004 | | 10:28 pm |
Alright. So I just wrote something, but seeing as though my fucking computer is a fucking piece of shit, I just lost it, and now I'm irratated and bitchy which is not a healthy combination for me, especially since I'm PMSing. Anyways... I'll sum it up in a few lines: - I hate studying - cran-raisin juice is yummy - pop-tarts are a student's best friend (and a semi-healthy breakfast if you have milk and juice - who am I kidding, it's not) - my roomate bloating disorder has taken a new level, because now it's somehow possible for her to be bloated and nauseous because it's raining outside - I've been wearing the same t-shirt for about a week and a bit, with the odd change when I leave my apartment - however, it IS a pretty nice t-shirt - tomato soup can make any bad mood better I must study, so I sign out with this: how old would you be if you didn't know how old you were? Hmmm... deep. Current Mood: sleepy | | Friday, April 23rd, 2004 | | 1:10 am |
You mess with the bull, you get the horns!
So, I was watching MXC tonight (which is the funniest friggin show on tv, I'm addicted, spread the word, MXC forever!) and it was an american episode and Tony Hawk was on it, which made me come to the conclusion that I'm definitely adding Tony Hawk to my list of celebrities I'm allowed to fuck... I saw him on MTV cribs the other day, and he was holding his baby, and I wanted to rape him... but he would have to give the baby a bottle or put it to sleep first or something, 'cause I'm not down with that! I should go to bed, 'cause I have a semi-busy day tomorrow, which includes cleaning my apartment, shoe shopping, hanging out with my man, going to Zaphods, and then... ;) Then it's back to the studying... 2 down, 3 to go Speaking of exams, my roomate (the "bloated" one) didn't wish me luck on my exam today, so I'm gonna be totally immature and petty and not wish her good luck on hers... I won't sink so low as to send her evil vibes or anything, but yeah... you dance with Mary Jane, you get your toes stepped on! Current Mood: thirstyCurrent Music: Temple of the Dog - Hungerstrike | | Thursday, April 22nd, 2004 | | 5:54 pm |
I'm about to go write my King Arthur final... wish me luck! In a couple of hours, I'll have 2 down, 3 to go... I'll be DONE in exactly a week! Current Mood:  anxious | | Wednesday, April 21st, 2004 | | 10:57 pm |
It's raining, it's pouring...
I hate rain... actually, that's a lie, I don't mind the rain, it's thunder and lightning I hate, because at the sight/sound of them, I freak out and think that the tornadoes are coming... as if tornadoes are alien-creatures or something. ps... don't buy your prophylactics (or KY jelly according to Narc) at the Pivik... actually, don't buy prophylactics at all, they're for chumps. I think I'm in love with Madonna... all I want to do is blast her music, lie on my bed (naked) and sing at the top of my lungs... 96 days until I see her! I'm wearing my Spongebob pj pants... that makes me Ali Spongebob Squarepants pants! So, I haven't left my apartment all day... I actually didn't even really get dressed all day (although I changed out of my last night's pjs for today's pjs)... I'm feeling entrapped and lethargic - I think I might actually be going stir-crazy... even my big Bruce head or my shirtless Justin T poster is not helping my mood... and the fact that I have a shirtless Justin Timberlake poster depresses me even more. I might just possibly be a 13 year-old girl trapped in the body of a beautiful 23 year-old woman! Whatever, hate the game, not the playa! Moving on, my boyfriend and I have had a "Friends" moment and decided to make a list of the top-5 celebrities we are allowed to sleep with if we ever get the chance... and I'm unable to decide on a final cut. So far, the ones I know for sure are Johnny Depp and Justin Timberlake... as for the rest, I'm debating between a few... Beckham, Steven Tyler, Bruce Willis, Eminem, Ethan Hawke, Orlando Bloom, Tony from the Ellen show, Jimmy Fallon, Kurt Cobain or Bob Marley (in their pre-mortum stage). So many celebrities, so little time... I'm also allowed to pick some females for possible menages a trois: Angelina Jolie for sure... actually, I'd like to have her to myself! Brodie from the Distillers is pretty hot... Jaenine Garafalo's cool...I wouldn't turn Nelly Furtado or Chantal Kreviazuk away either... and Ellen DeGeneres, because she makes me happy in so many (heterosexual) ways. anyways, I could do this all night, but I'm gonna be productive and read... my brain during my exam tomorrow'll thank me. Current Mood: restlessCurrent Music: Springsteen - Dancing in the Dark | | 7:17 pm |
 My cousin Eddie went to New York this summer. A piece of the Statue Of Liberty fell off and hit him in the head. Eddie now has the I.Q. of a tomato plant.  My great grandmother is lots of fun. She still chews tobacco and rides a bicycle. Grandma dates younger men with teeth.  My mom says she is almost positive this is my dad. He lives in a Federal Penitentiary in Montana. When he gets out in 55 years we are going fishing. Check out more family fun at http://okdude.com/ Current Mood: sillyCurrent Music: Bloodhound Gang - The Ballad of Chasey Lane | | Tuesday, April 20th, 2004 | | 11:54 pm |
Drugs are bad, go Leafs go
Alright... so the Sens lost, not that I'm surprised, and not that I really care... I was just hoping they would win because I live in Ottawa. And besides, I dragged my tired, smelly, gym-clothes wearing ass to the bar just to see them get crushed! So this leaves me with a few choices... I decided today to cheer for Tampa Bay. Not for any reason in particular, except that it was the only team I could think up a rhyme for: "Tampa Bay all the way!" After that, two others came up with some more rhymes... Johnny: "Yay Leafs, let's smoke some reefs" Brad: "Montreal takes it all" Other than that, my day has been upsettingly uneventful... with the one excpetion that I do not have to read the 760 pages that I have left to my book by Thursday... major props sent out to Sparknotes.com!! RANDOM THOUGHTS: - my boyfriend can't write poetry for shit - my roomate is driving me insane with her imaginary bloating disorder - Rufus Wainwright kicks major ass - 97 days until I see Madonna - hummus is yummy - the magic 8 ball knows all...! Current Mood: sleepyCurrent Music: Led Zepplin - Dyer Maker |
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